20 Facts about Santa Claus you never knew.
Santa Clause Fact #1 : He likes to have red ribbon for desserts.
Santa Clause Fact #2 : He's a big Ferrari fan and almost always wears red and has recently bought a customized red carbon fibre sledge.
Santa Clause Fact #3 : If you superpoke him, he'll throw a reindeer at you.
Santa Claus Fact #4 : Santa was thrown out of P. Diddy's Annual White Party as he didn't follow the dress code.
Santa Claus Fact #5 : When Santa was born, he never cried "uwaann uwaannn", he simply did "ho ho ho..."
Santa Claus Fact #6 : As opposed to popular perception, Santa was actually born with a white beard.
Santa Claus Fact #7 : Santa hates rain, he thinks that rainfall is a 'wannabe' snowfall.
Santa Claus Fact #8 : Santa thinks a man's best friend is Reindeer.
Santa Claus Fact #9 : Santa thinks, refrigerator is used to keep ice warm.
Santa Claus Fact #10 : According to Santa, Christmas carol is the most rocking genre of music.
Santa Claus Fact #11 : Santa thinks that the reason dinosaurs were wiped out from the face of the earth was coz of a huge snowball fight and not a meteor impact.
Santa Claus Fact #12 : He has a fetish for fluffy red stalkings.
Santa Claus Fact #13 : Santa once gifted an ATM machine that can count billions to Bill Gates, Gates hasn't asked for anything since then.
Santa Claus Fact #14 : Santa once raced the Superman around the world, the looser shall wear his underwear on top of his pants for the rest of his life. No one know's ready to speak up about the outcome of the race, but onlookers say it was a close finish.
Santa Claus Fact #15: Santa recycles used gift wrappers to make bed sheets.
Santa Claus Fact #16 : Santa thinks he works out 24*7 coz he carries his stomach.
Santa Claus Fact #17 : MJ once unsuccessfully taught Santa how to moon walk...in return Santa successfully taught MJ how to 'love' kids...thats the only thing they have in common.
Santa Claus Fact #18 : Santa once challenged a tortoise for a race. It was decided that the looser shall be exiled to the north pole forever....although we dunno who lost coz the name of the looser's withheld on special request.
Santa Claus Fact #19 : Santa doesnt wear a helmet on the sledge even at high speeds coz he has his thick beard and hair for protection.
Santa Claus Fact #20 : Santa secretly likes this blogpost.
Santa Clause Fact #2 : He's a big Ferrari fan and almost always wears red and has recently bought a customized red carbon fibre sledge.
Santa Clause Fact #3 : If you superpoke him, he'll throw a reindeer at you.
Santa Claus Fact #4 : Santa was thrown out of P. Diddy's Annual White Party as he didn't follow the dress code.
Santa Claus Fact #5 : When Santa was born, he never cried "uwaann uwaannn", he simply did "ho ho ho..."
Santa Claus Fact #6 : As opposed to popular perception, Santa was actually born with a white beard.
Santa Claus Fact #7 : Santa hates rain, he thinks that rainfall is a 'wannabe' snowfall.
Santa Claus Fact #8 : Santa thinks a man's best friend is Reindeer.
Santa Claus Fact #9 : Santa thinks, refrigerator is used to keep ice warm.
Santa Claus Fact #10 : According to Santa, Christmas carol is the most rocking genre of music.
Santa Claus Fact #11 : Santa thinks that the reason dinosaurs were wiped out from the face of the earth was coz of a huge snowball fight and not a meteor impact.
Santa Claus Fact #12 : He has a fetish for fluffy red stalkings.
Santa Claus Fact #13 : Santa once gifted an ATM machine that can count billions to Bill Gates, Gates hasn't asked for anything since then.
Santa Claus Fact #14 : Santa once raced the Superman around the world, the looser shall wear his underwear on top of his pants for the rest of his life. No one know's ready to speak up about the outcome of the race, but onlookers say it was a close finish.
Santa Claus Fact #15: Santa recycles used gift wrappers to make bed sheets.
Santa Claus Fact #16 : Santa thinks he works out 24*7 coz he carries his stomach.
Santa Claus Fact #17 : MJ once unsuccessfully taught Santa how to moon walk...in return Santa successfully taught MJ how to 'love' kids...thats the only thing they have in common.
Santa Claus Fact #18 : Santa once challenged a tortoise for a race. It was decided that the looser shall be exiled to the north pole forever....although we dunno who lost coz the name of the looser's withheld on special request.
Santa Claus Fact #19 : Santa doesnt wear a helmet on the sledge even at high speeds coz he has his thick beard and hair for protection.
Santa Claus Fact #20 : Santa secretly likes this blogpost.
23 comments:
#21: Santa is always smiling because he knows where all the bad girls live -- The Great George Carlin
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