What if women ruled the earth? - Part 1

Q. What if women ruled the earth?
A. Blackberry Boys would be replaced by Strawberry Girls.

Even the famous Blackberry Boys jingle would be rewritten.

In a world run by men....

We wear cool suits
We wear shiny Shoes
We’re the Blackberry Boys
Oh yeah
We’re the Blackberry Boys
We’re special, we’re clever
We’re very very clever
We’re the Blackberry Boys
Oh yeah
We’re the Blackberry Boys
We do chat
and we do mail
We do surf
We do all on the move
Oooo, ooo, ooo, hoooo
Cos We’re the Blackberry Boys
Oh yeah
We’re the Blackberry Boys
Na na na
We’re the Blackberry Boys
Oh yeah
We’re the Blackberry Boys
  
In a world run by women... 

We wear cool clothes
We wear shiny gloss
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls
We’re hot, we’re sexy
We’re very very lazy
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls
We do gossip
and we do bitching
We do makeup
We do all on the move
Oooo, ooo, ooo, hoooo
Cos We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Na na na
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls

Here's the video. Guys, I dare you to sing it with new lyrics.
If any guy actually manages to sing the new lyrics perfectly in sync with the video...go get yourself a butterfly tattoo on your belly next to that pierced belly button. NOW.

*Disclaimer: Girls you know I still love you all, right? This post was probably posted when my account was hacked or maybe when I was stoned. Either ways, it wasn't me. ;)

11 comments:

MD said...

Dear Hacker, hilarious post. Yes I am taking it in the right spirits.
You had me in splits at // We do gossip
and we do bitching
We do makeup
We do all on the move
Oooo, ooo, ooo, hoooo

Hilarious stuff.

Cheers,
md610

Phoenix said...

@md610... Thanks mado (on behalf of the hacker) ... :)

RBaxi said...

I normally get very offended with most of the sexist comments, but this one was funny, & we do all of that & don't worry, girls will still love you!! :D

-Baxi

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

When you said it wasn't you who wrote this,I totally trusted you.True.Story.
Girls do all that you said above,and guys do it too,in the closet. :P :D
It was funny. :)

Phoenix said...

@Baxi... Thanks for agreeing with me. :)


@Meher... Thanks for trusting me. :D

Phoenix said...

@Sonia @Surubhi .... Glad you girls liked it. :)

Birdie said...

"We’re hot, we’re sexy
We’re very very lazy
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls"

I agree to the 1st and 3rd line. 2nd line is a typo, it should be -

"We’re hot, we’re sexy
We love wearing maxi,
We’re the Strawberry Girls
Oh yeah
We’re the Strawberry Girls"

:P

Phoenix said...

@Birdie...
Hmmm... I'll keep that in mind, the next time I write a jingle for women. Or maybe not. :P

best website hosting said...

I think that, you are a poet. We are not lazy and gossiping. We are fast and change the world as fast because we are a strawberry girls.

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