Where is our country going?
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Posted by PhoenixWHY YOU SHOULD NOT RAPE YOUR MAID...
Posted by PhoenixWHAT IF PARENT-CHILD RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE TODAY’S BF-GF RELATIONSHIP ???
Posted by PhoenixThings you don't wanna hear the doctor saying when you're lying on the operation table.
Posted by Phoenix2. "Omg, its 5 already. Nurse, you finish the rest, I need to go pick up my son from the school."
3. "You know what...I left this part in options for the final exams."
4. Nurse : "We're out of thread." Doctor : "Nevermind, we'll staple him."
5. "I'm tired...let's call it a day. We'll finish the rest tommorrow."
6. "Let us first cut the ribbon, this is my first time."
7. "I think we need more practice."
8. "This guy's coming for the third time don't stitch, put zipper instead."
9. "I wonder what happens if I cut this vein..."
10. "You know, I was working in a garage before I was hired here?"
11. "(on phone) 5 Lacs for the kidney...Deal!!!"
12. "Wish we had a Ctrl+Z (undo) button in the Operation Theater."
13. "We are out of local anesthesia? No issues, bring the duct tape."
14. "Does anyone else wanna have weed?"
15. "Hold on, my car's getting towed. Brb."
16. Nurse : "Doctor, Is this your watch that we were looking for?" Doctor : "No dear, that's your bracelet. Keep looking guys."
17. "If I see blood, I faint..."
18. "I passed my practicals with 40%"
19. "Let's get this done in 10mins. My gf's waiting downstairs."
20. "I thought this was a dummy."
Stuffs Neil Armstrong's wife told him before he boarded the Apollo 11.
Posted by PhoenixThese are the things that Mrs. Armstrong told to her husband...
1. Can't you postpone the trip to next week? Me & pappu were plannig to go to fun fair, this sunday. :(
2. Hey, no speeding on the way.
3. Strictly, no going to the lap dancers or bar girls.
4. Take Trampoline. In case the rocket breaks down, you can jump and come back.
5. Don't forget to take the bandar topi (Monkey Cap) & that blue sweater in case it gets too cold.
6. Take jacket & flip flops too, it might rain also, you never know.
7. Honey, you took the mobile and its charger? And don't forget to activate roaming & GPRS (for FB).
8. Don't forget to pack Sun-tan lotion & shades. Hope its sunny up there.
9. Take my Jimmy Choo & kids' choo-choo shoes. That way the whole family can have their footprints on the moon. :D
10. Don't eat too much of "bahar ka khana" (outside food) over there.
11. When you reach there it would be such a special occassion, I want you to look good. Here, wear this black blazer that you wore at our weeding. :D
12. Are you sure they will give you TA/DA (travelling allowance & daily allowance) ?
13. Don't forget the tickets and the passport.
14. Can I come with you? Pleaseeeee...
15. What will you get for me from there?
16. Gimme a call once you reach there.
17. Tell them, its fine as long as this is one time thing, you shouldn't leave us like this and doing these trips every month. :|
18. Tell them, if the engine blows up it'll be because of their technical fault & you should not be fired for it.
19. By the way I forgot, which place you said you're going?
20. (Suspiciously) Are you making this up?
My Dream Garage
Posted by Phoenix1. Ariel Atom
2. Aston Martin DB5
3. Aston Martin DBR9
4. Aston Martin DBS
5. Aston Martin One-77
6. Aston Martin V12 Vantage
7. Audi R8
8. Bugatti Veyron 16.4
9. Caterham 1000
10. Chevrolet Camaro
11. Chevrolet Corvette Sting Ray
12. Dodge Viper ACR
13. Ferrari 599 XX
14. Ferrari Daytona
15. Ferrari Enzo
16. Ferrari F40
17. Ferrari F430 Scuderia
18. Ferrari FXX
19. Ford GT40
20. Ford Mustang GT500
21. Ford Shelby Mustang GT-R
22. 1967 Ford Shelby Mustang GT500
23. Ford Shelby Mustang GT-H
24. Honda NSX TypeR
25. Humvee
26. Koenigsegg CCXR
27. Lamborghini Countach
28. Lamborghini Gallardo
29. Lamborghini Miura
30. Lamborghini Murcielago LP 670-4 SV
31. Lamborghini Murcielago LP 650-4
32. Lamborghini Murcielago R-GT
33. Lamborghini Reventon
34. Mazda Furai
35. McLaren F1
36. Mercedes Benz CLK 63 AMG Black
37. Mercedes Benz CLK GTR
38. Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG Black
39. Mercedes Benz SL300 Gullwing
40. Mercedes Benz SLR -
41. Nissan GT R -
42. Pagani Zonda R -
43. Porsche 911 GT2 -
44. Porsche Carrera GT -
45. Saleen S7 -
Quotable Quotes
Posted by Phoenix3. I don't care if my ass hurts for next half an hour or I die in 3 days or bad luck haunts me for 294 years or that I get 13 holes in my chaddi...I am not gonna pass your chain mail, no matter what. Jo ukhadna hai ukhad le. :P
4. Indians vs Australians ...
INDIAN says "mainu ki", AUSSIE hears "monkey";
garib INDIAN chiddi nikal ke do sandas sabke beech, amir AUSSIE kapdey nikal ke do sunbath on the beach;
INDIANS say "Simon, go back!!", AUSSIES say "Symonds, go back!!!" :P :P :P
5. To err is human...to screw up is divine. Hate divinity unless its mine.