WHY YOU SHOULD NOT RAPE YOUR MAID...

These days raping a maid is in fashion. But I think that should be stopped (this is my personal opinion, no offenses to anyone). Besides the usual reasons like its a crime, morally incorrect, women should be respected...here are some more reasons that might stop you from committing that hideous thing. Still those jerks who've actually made up their mind, would go ahead and do it nonetheless...but still I'd like to appeal them to read this note, and give a thought about it.

1. She would say, "saab pagar badhao".

2. Your son would follow his father's footsteps and do the same to the maid's daughter, in which case he would be trialed for child abuse. :O Sheeeee....

3. She might get pregnant and you would father a slumdog. :O

4. If she gets pregnant and if your son would follow his father's footstep, he would end up raping his own unknown yet biological... :O :O Double Sheeee...

5. She might turn out Bobby Darling in disguise or even worse Rakhi Sawant without makeup. :O :O :O Triple Sheeeee....

6. If your maid leaves the job, your mother/wife would be paying for you sins...Lets face it, these days its very difficult to get a good efficient maid (I meant work efficiency, you pervert. :P).

7. What if the court orders you to marry her and she moves in your posh apartment...or even worse...she's ordered to marry you and you move in her slum? :O

8. Okay, maybe you're a big shot and can deal with FIRs, court case, warrants and everything else...but what if she doesn't do any of those things...instead, decides to bitch about your bedroom manners to 3rd floorwali Sharma aunty (building ki BBC) & 8th floorwali Mrs. Kukreja (area ki All India Radio) ??? :O Sheeeeeeee.....n times.

9. This is not a dream...get hold of reality else, you might actually end up raping her in real life. :O

10. Tell me honestly, do you really want to do it with someone who smells like Phenyl, Vim bar & Surf Excel all at once? :P


This note was written to spread awareness about ill-effects of raping a maid. After reading this note, even if one maid is saved, I would feel the purpose of this note is fulfilled.

16 comments:

Arti Honrao said...

Good work!
All the maids would be thankful to you if people read this post and spare them :)



GBU
Arti

Phoenix said...

Thanks...ya I hope they get wi-fi asap in Dharavi and other slums.

Truck Driver said...

this is great ...... completely funny stuff

Sailin Gudhka said...

lol....Thanks for sharing it on indiblogger meet :)

gkam said...

hahaha.. a laugh riot! I'm glad i read it.
now sharing...

Rachana said...

Awesome stuff man!... One of the +ves of attending the Indiblogger meet! :D .... Loved it... keep it up!

Phoenix said...

@Everyone ... Thank you so much... was out of touch and wasnt blogging too regularly...but your comments are what has got my momentum back and hoping to blog more regularly now.

Jaydip Parikh said...

Hahahhaa ! gr8. I was searching for this post after you introduce with it at Indimum. Gr8

Phoenix said...

@Jaydip Parikh... Haha...Glad you finally found it. It was nice to meet you at the meetup. :)

side effects acai said...

This is hilariously funny.
If you have to father a slumdog, that wont be cool.

Phoenix said...

@Side effects acai... Glad you liked it. :)

Phoenix said...

@Sweta... Hopefully. Shouldn't I get a gallantry award from Maid Union of India? :P

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