I would like to inform all the readers that this is an out and out black humor (not being sarcastic, this time just racist. :P). And faint hearted people stay away, you might…ummm...faint. :P

In today’s day and age, relationships are changing. Earlier a guy and a girl would fall in love and would love each other till the end of their lives….breakups were unheard of. Today linkups & breakups are as common as having hair in your nose. What if the same trend is caught up in a parent-child relationship too? Discussions like these would be a common thing....

1. Father (on call): Son, its not working out. We’re done. We’re breaking up with you. Please don’t call back.

2. Guy1: Why you broke up with your parents?
Guy2 : They had a roving eye. They always used to praise other's sons...it was a headache whenever we went to a party or a marriage or something. Would leave me and chat with other people's children all the time.

3. Couple1: Why you dumped your son?
Couple2: He wasn't really our type. Your son is so cool, would want someone like him.
Couple1: A couple of his friends are single right now. You want us to talk to them, if anyone's interested.
Couple2: Sure. That'll be great.

4. Guy (to his co-passengers): So, you have any kids?
Husband: Na, we're single.
Guy: Great...Me too. So can I have your no. ? I can take you guys out someday...maybe to a mandir or yoga classes.
Wife: No, thanks. Sorry, but we're not really looking for anyone right now. Just out of a 2 year long relationship with our ex-daughter...been only a couple of week, so we need sometime. Hope you understand. :(
Guy: I understand. :|

5. Husband: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! (dancing with joy)
Wife: What happened, you look so happy?
Husband: Our son just called. He said, he's moving in with us.
Wife: Yipeee...wow...finally, we'll have a 'live-in' son!!! :) :)

6. Guy1: Dude, why are you crying? What happened?
Guy2: I broke up with my parents.
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: They cheated on me. I was out of town last week for work, everyday they used to invite the college guy living next door as paying guest...for lunch & dinner.

7. Girl1: So, how's it going with your new parents?
Girl2: Not that great. They're very possessive types. Even if I smile and talk to any neighboring auntie/uncle or our family friends when they come over for poker nights...my parents feel bad about it. They're being typical jealous parents.
Girl1: I understand. My ex-parents were the same. That's the exact reason why I dumped them.

8. Couple1: Hey, I heard you people broke up with your daughter, why?
Couple2: She had commitment issues. None of her relationships have lasted more than 2-3years since childhood. In 20 years, she's had close to a dozen parents. We realized, there's no future with her...so we decided to part ways. :( :(

9. Couple1: Yipeeeeeee..... :D :D :D
Couple2: What happened? You look so happy and excited.
Couple1: Our daughter proposed to us. She wants to put our name in her birth certificate. Yayyy!!! :)))

10. Couple1: My son's gf saw you guys when you came for our 25th anniversary celebrations last week. She said she's interested in you people, what do you say?
Couple2: Sorry. Tell her, we're soft but not ready to adopt (single but not ready to mingle :O). :|

P.S. : No offences/preferences to anyone. This note was not created to hurt anyone's fake sentiments.

As Karan Johar has said.... "Its all about leaving ..errr... loving your parents."


maglomaniac said...

I have just been grinning from ear to ear.
Wonderful post.
You caught the toughest of all genres-Humor and that too straight by the neck,
wud cum back 2 read more:)


Phoenix said...

@Harsha... Thank you so much. Glad you liked it. Would love to have you back. (sorry for such a late reply, I know I've not been too regular). Hopefully, now I will.

Meher....all out to explore..!! said...

haha...thats was an awesome post.Loved it. :) you're darn good with humour.

Phoenix said...

@Meher... Thanks for the appreciation. :)

Acai Cleanse Detox said...

Hohoho, you write really well on situations that are possible to arise if world goes on becoming confusing at the rate it is now.

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"Why you dumped your son?""
that is really funny man.
Parents dumping their children.

Phoenix said...

@AcaiCleanseDetox... Well ya, you never know...these days anything's possible.

@SideEffectsAcai... Thanks. :) It could happen you know. :-S

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